not offended?

Don’t worry mister club owner you. Nudity does not offend me. In fact, I’ve never worn clothes. Nude is me. Also nude is that lady in the doorway. Hi lady. For some reason she isn’t responding to my mind control. Something must be wrong with my powers today. Maybe someone in here could help me out with an ear cleaning.

Well, so I thought. I couldn’t get an ear cleaning at the strip club. They wouldn’t even let me through the door. They are liars. Nudity does offend them. They wouldn’t let me in because I’m naked. Hypocrits. Fuckos. Maybe I’ll sue. Well, off to somewhere else.

Turned the corner

After getting off the streetcar I found I was less than a block from Bourbon Street. I just walked right around the corner. And look what I found, this guy:

And what a nice guy he was. He told me when to find all the people. He told me to come back at night. Well, ok, I’ll come back at night, but it’s daytime now and I got some work to do. But thanks anyway buddy.

Here I am

I’ve now arrived in New Orleans.

I was planning on exploring the city by taking this streetcar, but it only takes you a little ways and there’s only one car running on the tracks. Though public transportation is still a good way to get at the masses. I scored a bunch today. And in New Orleans the streetcar is free.

I hear there’s a lot of people on Bourbon street, so I’ll head there next.

Moving on.

Here I am at the Atlanta airport ready to move on. I’m going to New Orleans. I heard there was trouble there and I want to help out. Well, help out in my Bunny kind of way. You know, make them mine.